Chastity Garter Texts If She Cheats

A British couple has created a bizarre new invention that they are currently bringing to market: a chastity garter that texts the woman’s husband or boyfriend if she cheats. Once the garter is on, apparently, it can detect if the woman is getting sexually aroused, and will immediately text the husband/boyfriend in this situation. We have to hand it to them—they’ve single-handedly combined all of the worst parts of modern and Victorian culture in one device of epic insecurity.

TG Daily reports:

A UK husband and wife team is marketing a garter that alerts a woman’s partner if she’s in danger of being unfaithful.

The Chastity Garter contains sensors which monitor the heart rate from the femoral artery in the thigh in real time, as well as surface moisture, to detect when a woman’s getting hot and steamy.

“If the chastity garter detects a wife or girlfriend’s abnormally rising pulse during sex when the husband or boyfriend isn’t around, or if the garter is removed from the body, then it will automatically send him a warning text message,” says the company, Gorgeous Garters.

What do you think… a clever idea, or insanely over-the-top?

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13 thoughts on “Chastity Garter Texts If She Cheats

  1. Leo

    this is fake, but also ridiculous, use real chastity belts, they can be gotten for a hundred bucks to a couple grand, depending on design and features

  2. thelovelyducklingthelovelyduckling

    LOL, Gina Rose! You knew exactly what I was thinking…you must be psychic!!! 😉

    Reed & Jacqueline~you are both right about the damage it would do to relationships.

  3. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Well, I enjoyed poking fun at this ridiculous invention…..

    …. but seriously speaking, ( see my first posting below at bottom ), any COUPLE that considers using
    this ” invention ” needs some VERY serious counseling…..and I mean that for BOTH of them, both the wearer and the giver of the garter.

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

  4. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    You know……..everytime I read this I laugh even harder ……

    … makes me think of the UPS jingle tune : ” logistics “……

    I was just thinking that if the makers of this garter put a tracking chip on it they could even do a commercial like UPS did with the ” logistics ” jingle….kind of like UPS tracking a package, but it’s a garter with a tracking chip tracking something else instead of a package………

    And I can think of the words to the garter jingle right now…….he he, but they probably wouldn’t be posted….. LOL

    Ok…..I’m done now. LOL !

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

  5. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Hmmmmm……let’s see now…..GPS stands for Global Positioning System……

    …..they could also call this contraption GPS for Garter Positioning System.
    LOL LOL…..or Groin Positioning System….or, hmmmm…..I better quit now.

    We need more articles like this so I can have a few laughs and have some fun with them !!!!! LOL LOL LOL

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

  6. Jacqueline

    Wow… this is very extreme, my question is why would you want to be with someone who you questioned there faithfulness and, why would you be with someone who doubted you? looks like this device will end many relationships.

    Blessings and Big Hugs!
    Jacqueline x9472

  7. Psychic Reed ext.5105

    That’s just what we need, a new and improved way to damage relationships.
    I would never date a woman who would be agreeable to wearing one of these.


  8. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Hey there Lovely Duckling……LOL !!!!

    Besides putting a tracking GPS chip on it……they could even design it, for both femnale and male wearers, like an electronic bark collar,…….. where it delivers an instant reprimanding shock if they
    are ” naughty “…….. LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!

    ( That would make a funny Saturday Night Live skit for a male comic…..he would be ” zapped ” by his ” chastity collar worn on his ‘you-know-what’…..everytime a beautiful woman would walk by )……LOL LOL

    Sorry…..I couldn’t resist having some fun with this……LOL LOL

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

  9. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    I’m surprised this couple haven’t thought of an ” advanced ” model with a GPS tracking chip hidden in it……..LOL LOL LOL…kind of like a sexual ” LoJack ” system, the type you have installed on vehicles…….LOL

    LOL……..well, ….LOL and I’m having way too much fun with this article, I’d better quit while I’m still ahead……LOL

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

  10. thelovelyducklingthelovelyduckling

    I hope they plan on making the equally-inappropriate male version! The worst thing is not that someone thought to make and sell such a thing, but that there will really be people who buy it.

  11. kelli5130

    I can understand why a greedy couple would invent such a modern-day horror…I can even understand why an insecure sadist would purchase it. I cannot fathom what would convince any woman to agree to put it on. Do the instructions on this device have a disclaimer that explains high stress, fear and any other stress-response will set the thing off? Dearest KB, my spirit guides and guardian angel all thank you for the best laugh they have had in 51 years! They thought they heard it all! Keep these great articles coming. You are the best. Blessings to you on this special day. Love, Kelli

  12. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Clever idea or way over the top ?????

    I’d say way, WAY, WAY, W-A-Y over the top !!!!! .

    If one gets to the point in their relationship where they feel the need to resort to a mechanical device to monitor cheating, then they clearly do not have any trust in their partner/mate. ( game over ! ).

    One should be able to trust their partner or mate….trust, faith and loyalty are all key components in any relationship.

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500


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