Too Beautiful to be Loved?
Believe it or not, you have something in common with Jennifer Lopez, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and Drew Barrymore—you’ve all been unlucky in love. Yes, love is the great equalizer for the beautiful and the average. If you think not seeing a personal trainer five times a week, not getting your nose fixed or not springing for invisible braces has contributed to your romantic doom, you’d be wrong. In fact, not doing these things could have the opposite effect. That’s because your average looks and imperfections make you seem more down-to-earth, friendly, approachable and caring than so-called beautiful people.
If you’re home alone on a Saturday night, there’s a good chance the hot Pilates instructor down the hall is crying into her glass of wine while watching The Notebook. (Maybe you should invite her over.) If your mom sent you flowers on Valentine’s Day, there’s a good chance the leggy receptionist at your office is diving face first into the five-pound box of drugstore chocolates she bought herself at 3 a.m. along with her generic shampoo and razors.
Just because a person is attractive doesn’t mean they don’t have romantic problems of their own. I know what you’re thinking in that sarcastic head of yours: Let’s break out the world’s smallest violin for all the hot people. They get the best of everything already, so why not give them my sympathy too? Well, believe it or not, being a beautiful person can be disadvantageous. Here are some negative assumptions people have made about attractive people. Are you guilty of any of these assumptions?
“You don’t have to be beautiful or perfect to be loved.” – Psychic Fiona ext. 5178
Beautiful People are Unapproachable
Can you imagine people not wanting to approach you just because of the way you look? How about people not wanting to talk to you because your appearance intimidates them and makes them feel bad about themselves? Attractive people don’t get asked out on dates more than anyone else because people assume they are already taken and if they are single, any potential paramour may assume this person is out of their league. Imagine how lonely it feels to have people not want to talk to you.
Beautiful People are Self-Absorbed
Some people are just born attractive, while for others being beautiful takes a lot of work. This is a no-win situation. If someone is born attractive, people think they probably don’t stop staring at their own reflection. And if someone works hard at being attractive, it must mean that they are entirely consumed with their appearance. Everything they eat, drink and do makes them better looking. All they care about is what is on the outside and if others don’t work as hard on themselves as they do, they turn up their perfect noses at them in disgust. Imagine being thought of as mean and judgmental.
Stop mean and judgmental thoughts from draining your energy. Psychic Reed ext. 5105 has the solution!
Beautiful People are Cheaters
How can all that hotness be enough for one person? It can’t. In fact, it’s probably too much, which is why a beautiful person will never be able to commit to just one person. They like to cheat and big time (preferably with other beautiful people). Beautiful people aren’t looking for long-term relationships and they don’t believe in commitment. Beautiful women are looking for old, sick and rich men to take care of them. And beautiful men are looking for desperate women with low self-esteem who will take care of them. Or maybe, beautiful people just want to breed with each other and make more beautiful people who will end up rejecting the average-looking people of the future. Imagine not being considered relationship material because of the way you look.
Beautiful People are Dumb
There’s no such thing as a sexy scientist outside the world of pornography. That’s because in real life, beautiful people are stupid. They aren’t smart because they don’t have to be. We live in a culture that values looks over brains anyway, so who cares if you finished college and own your own home. If you can’t bounce quarters off your abs or your bum, you are nothing. Imagine being treated like you’re an idiot. Or better yet, imagine people not believing you when you tell them what you do for a living just because you are too pretty to be a teacher, crime scene investigator, doctor, lawyer, etc. Or still better yet, people assume you became successful through scandalous methods.
Know how others see you. Psychic Anton ext. 5893 can share their perspective.
Now don’t you have just the slightest bit of sympathy for beautiful people? Okay, maybe sympathy isn’t the right word. But, maybe now that you’ve seen how difficult love can be through their beautiful eyes, you realize that their situation isn’t so enviable. After all, what’s the point of being a pretty package if you can’t get anyone to unwrap you?