Most Awkward Things to Happen in Bed

Handle Them Like a Pro!

Anyone who’s sexually active has or will run into awkward moments in bed. It’s a fact of life. But how you react makes all the difference. Read on for a few ideas on how to smooth over those awkward moments with skill and ease!

Someone Gets a Cramp

There is nothing sexier than finding yourself in a sexual position that shows just how un-flexible your are. Your bones creak and you get a shooting pain. This usually halts any romantic gymnastics and requires some serious massaging of the injured area. Tend to your or your partner’s pain, but then jump back into things as soon as possible.

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Someone Has Gas

It can be inevitable after a meal, especially when your body is twisted or there’s pressure on it from your lover. Just laugh it off. The air will clear eventually…

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Curious Pets

The last thing you want to see when looking up from a passionate moment with your lover is your bright-eyed, bushy-tailed pet avidly watching the festivities. The advice here is to take pets out of the room and remember to shut the door next time!

Aunt Flow

Timing is everything, and while it’d be great to accurately predict the arrival of your menses, the truth is it can come at the most inopportune time. What many women don’t realize is that it’s not as big a deal to most guys as they fear it is. The next time you get caught off guard, try taking the fun into the shower where you can frolic without fear of making things messy.

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Injuries

It could happen to anyone: an accidental punch or kick in the face, someone falls off the bed or gets dropped—you get the idea. No matter the faux pas, as long as no blood is drawn or no concussion ensues, it’s best to shake it off and jump back into the sexual fray!

2 thoughts on “Most Awkward Things to Happen in Bed

  1. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Hi Alina,

    Great article…funny too.

    Once, my x-husband & I were making love and almost ready to reach a climax and, just at that heavenly moment, a heavy bookend fell on top of our heads from the shelf above. LOL….talk about ” seeing stars ” .

    Alina, I do so enjoy your articles .

    Reply

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