What Guys Think About You

What guys think about you might surprise you.

You’re on His Mind

Throughout the day, a guy has a lot of different thoughts running through his mind as he watches the passing scene of women. However, if you think that it’s all about sex, you’d be wrong.

Derp

Men find one in every two women attractive enough to ask out on a date, according to studies. When he is approached by a pretty girl, studies also show his cognitive ability becomes disabled, making his downstairs brain the only functioning part of his body. Unfortunately, it isn’t much help when it comes to introductions.

I’m Funny, Aren’t I?

Men think they are funny, and according to studies, they are often perceived as being the funnier gender, although this is a societal designation and not a truth. Most women take a backseat to being humorous, because they’ve learned that men prefer having an audience, to being one. Instead, they laugh at what guys say, simply because it is how men and women relate to each other. Having trouble relating to men? Psychic Dylan ext. 5495 has the guy’s perspective you’ve been looking for.

Nice Hair

One of the things that captures a man’s attention is a woman’s hair. Some polls even suggest hair may be just as important as some of the more obvious features, like eyes and lips. There doesn’t necessarily have to be anything special about it, but men do gravitate towards the thicker manes.

I Wonder What She’d Look Like Naked

Men think about sex, but it’s not as popular a thought as you may think. It does cross our minds as we walk the streets. However, many of these minute-fantasies begin with one single thought, and that is what a woman would look like naked. If I may be so bold, I would suggest that if all women could just be nude all the time, us guys could put all this creative energy towards something greater, like finding solutions to the world’s biggest problems. Or not…

I Think I Love You (Brief Infatuation)

Guys fall in love quick and easily, according to studies. If you could hear the dialogue of guys as you walk by, you would be surprised at the number of compliments you receive. Some may be a bit off colored or pornographic, but in general what they are saying is they like what they see, and “love you” for it. If it makes you feel any better, this is only a two-minute love affair. Men have poor tactical memory, so they’ll soon forget you, and fall in love with another.

Love could mean several different things for different people.” – Psychic Snow ext. 9383

Are They Flirting?

Most guys don’t read Cosmo, or peruse the California Psychics blog regularly. Therefore, they miss all the wonderful flirting advice out there. They can’t do it properly.

Is That Real?

Today’s plastic-happy society has made guys aware that there is a lot of work going into making a woman beautiful. It’s kind of like when a woman sees another woman wearing a diamond, she makes an assumption as to whether it is real or not. Men do the same thing, except we are focusing on eyelashes, breasts, hair and even the occasional smile that doesn’t seem completely genuine.

What’s in the Bag?

Most women have purses in all different shapes and sizes. Polls suggest that men notice the size of a woman’s purse, and if the purse is “too big,” a man may think the woman holding it is too high maintenance for him.

There’s That Girl With the Great ______ (Legs, Hair, Lips, etc.)

Studies suggest that men identify strange women by their most obvious assets. In other words, men initially see women as a group of parts, rather than as a whole person. Researchers aren’t completely sure why this is, but they do know it has something to do with the brain’s default method of keeping track of things. Surprisingly, women do this with other women. I’m just happy that guys can finally explain why our eyes dart around a woman’s body as she walks by. We’re simply trying to see if we know her. This is a great excuse to tell the wife, anyway.

You Want to Sleep With Me, Don’t You?

According to a report by the Scientific American, most every guy you have regular contact with assumes you want to sleep with him. Having a significant other does not seem to curb this thinking, and while women will laugh at this ego trip, it will really start to spin your noodle when you consider how this may be affecting your work environment. Do they want to sleep with you? Psychic Alison ext. 9885 knows what’s in their heart.

37 thoughts on “What Guys Think About You

  1. LEE

    I’M A 74YR OLD ARIES MARRIED TO AN OLDER TAURUS, WE HAVE ALWAYS GOTTEN ALONG WE ,DISAGREED ON SOME THINGS BUT WERE NEVER JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER. I HAVE HAD MANY PLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS WITH OTHER MEN AND HE WITH OTHER WOMEN . SEX NEVER ENTERED INTO OUR OUTSIDE FRIENDSHIPS I TREATED HIM LIKE I WANTED HIM TO TREAT ME ,AND WE BOTH LOVED EACH OTHER FOR OUR HONESTY. I HAVE FOUND THAT MEN ARE LIKE WOMEN IN THAT THEY WANT TO KNOW THEY CAN TRUST THEIR SPOUSE ,I WOULD NEVER DEFILE MY MARRIAGE BED WITH ANOTHER MAN . I MADE A VOW THAT IF I EVER FOUND SOMEONE THAT WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN MY HUSBAND -I WOULD TELL HIM FIRST AND IT HAS BEEN SO FOR 45YEARS. SOME PEOPLE DIE SEXUALLY OTHERS NEVER DO. IT IS ALL UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL . THE MOST FUNCTIONAL SEX ORGAN ON HUMANS IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS, IT WORKS OVERTIME BECAUSE THERE IS NO CONTROL ON SOME, ON OTHERS IT IS NOT NECESSARY, THEREFORE IS NOT A PROBLEM YOU HAVE THE POWER OF CONTROL ON YOUR THOUGT PATTERNS IF YOU WANT TO. IF YOU ARE IN CONTROL THERE IS NO PROBLEM IF YOUR MIND RUNS AWAY WITH YOU THEN YOU ARE WEAK MINDED !! NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT. PRACTICE WILLING YOURSELF TO GO TO SLEEP. YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO PUT A LID ON THAT THINK TANK. THAT OLE LINE “I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF IS A CROAK!

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  2. Tracy

    I really liked this article. My opinion is about the same as the writers. It’s all, honestly acurate, and very cleverly written. I’m still laughing! I COULD RELATE !! Thankyou. Please write more, and more. Sincerly Tracy

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  3. Linda

    Sex, sex. sex! I agree 100% with your article. In fact, in this economy, not only do men evaluate a woman’s attractiveness when pursuing a potential “catch”, he also makes sure she can contribute to his “portfolio” and retirement. If she has a well-paying job, rental property and an absentee ex-husband providing hefty child support payments, that baggage is no longer considered “baggage” these days. That’s called an investment!

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  4. cg

    I’m a short (4’10”) woman who is on the plump side. Five pounds on an average height woman is like 25 pounds on me. Men, in my opinion, are only out to find “arm candy” they can show off. Many women are rotund because of medication (diabetic, asthmatic) not because they over eat. We are to take men as though they are gods gift to women. I believe the true beauty and the truth of a person is what is found on the inside and not what’s basically on the outside. If men were treated the same way-for their looks and figures, sex is an important part of a couple, but, the inner beauty is quite necessary also. Again, this is my view-don’t pounce on me.

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  5. wendy

    Hi Tara and Dawn…………Cancer men love kids and home, however, they are ALWAYS looking (and maybe doing more) at/with other women! Women are attracted to them for their sensitive side. They also have difficulty with the truth………….maybe I just married the wrong Cancer…..been married 38 years and I’m a Virgo.

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  6. Yvonne

    For those of you who found this article to cause men to appear shallow, in all fairness, it points out that this is what men do “upon introduction” or when “he watches the passing scene of women”. Unless you’re a hipocrit or just simply not self aware, you would know that we do it too. Ladies, don’t tell me you’ve never checked out a cute butt on a man when he’s got his back turned!

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  7. peggy

    Seems like it is a waste of time to even love, trust, or respect a man if they are that shallow. I always hoped “true love” was real but I guess men are just never satisfied with one woman. Your answers really disappoint me because now I know I will never find a man I will be that would only love me. Guess that is why the world is so messed up! The men should LEARN or better yet just naturally not be so shallow!

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  8. Leslie Ann

    Although I found this article interesting, I’m with Annette…I’ll just stick to the company of my pets for now.

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  9. Jeannette

    I agree with the others, I would like to read more on this subject! Woman really like getting an insight on how the mind of the man works! We have our ideas, but I think hearing them from a man helps! A follow up to this article would be a wonderful idea, not to mention a great help to us woman who really want to learn that men think with something other then their
    “Other” brain! Thank you this was great!

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  10. Lisa

    I absolutely loved this article. I finally understand why I have never been married even though I am extreamly attractive. I am normally mean to men I feel are looking at me in these fashions, have a sense of humour that tops most of my guy friends, and always carry a giant purse.

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  11. Konchan

    Great article and very interesting. I Didn’t know body parts can be so important to different guys. Guys had told me that they love my eyes, hair, legs, butt, nose and lips. Are these really assets for ladies. I agreed we also look at other ladies and commented on things that we like.

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  12. beverly koch

    i was appalled by your article….ive found many men are so tired of the phony plasyic manipulating women and theyre looking so strongly for a woman whose REAL in every way! so many guys are looking for a woman they can connect to on many levels spiritually mentally intellectually!! Men settle for so much less cause theyre afraid they cant find that true soul mate…but deep down most men crave that bigtime!!! man…what kind of men do you know th5 you think theyre only into the physical!! men and women deeply crave someone they can trust and respect…they feel those kind of women are a dying breed and thats one reason so much divorse n homosexuality etc.

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  13. tara

    hi Dawn, I am also an Aries and in a relationship w a Cancer….i have always heard they aren’t good couples but 6 years still in love !!! Would love to hear advise on cancer men if you have any. TY tara

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  14. azam

    Its a great article but things doesn’t seems always like that most of the time it gets more emotional from both side when u respect each other.

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  15. Trisha

    Interesting n very informative! Sad that men seem to be always looking!! I guess it’s like us women we always look bc if we didn’t we’d be dead! Lol

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  16. Pamela

    As a Pisces ,I have more of a quality friendship with men, now, than I did years, ago. Being married to the same great Leo guy for 27 years has taught me that friendships that are enduring are important. I now have a beginning platonic friendship with my boss, and hopefully it will be a quality one. We do have plenty in common to talk about.

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  17. Kathy Geer

    I think that this is an artical that sounds soooooooooooooooooo stupid and is one man`s opinion…you probably won`t print this but thats a shame cause I think that alot of people would agree with me….even men would agree that they wouldn`t want to be portrayed as this……….

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  18. Marsha

    Humm ! I get all the time I have beautiful hair , nice butt , well than the guy I’m really close too that well likes my boobs !! Hehe !! I’m a Scorpio and he a cancer !! He keeps coming back in my life every 3 years ? Just can’t figure it out !! The attraction is like July 4 .. Goodness !! We both are always lost for words when we see each other but attractions .. Well like I said July 4 fireworks ! Guess one day at a time !! Looking forward to the journey but scared too !! :/

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  19. Robin Bednarczyk

    Even IF my husband has a good excuse for checking out a woman, he will still tell me, “I WASN’T LOOKING AT HER BUTT! You’re CRAZY”. TOO bad this article don’t touch on the WHY MEN LIE aspect of their psyche! Cause mine lies even when the truth would suffice.

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  20. carol madigan

    I found what I just read interesting. I don’t understand what this one man I care very much for and he felt the same didn’t in our relationship.

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  21. Annette

    The information that you supplied was quite funny but actually correct. I am not in a relationship because of what you had mentioned about what a man sees in a woman. I think I would be happier with a pet.

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  22. Irma

    A lot if these coments I read, sound very interesting. When I see a man, automaticaley, I prsume he just like a roll in the hay and I lose interest right away… I am not into sex now, like I was 30 yrs. ago. Guess I need to have a friend first and go from there…

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  23. Dawn

    I really enjoyed this message Avery. I am 58 yrs old Aries and a Cancer male 53 found me and now we have all our kids back living with us, I look for advise all the time so I can continue to understand men, we are a Great couple by the way…Aries and Cancer can work out real well! TY Dawn

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  24. Joan

    Your article entitled “What Guys Think About You” really makes men sound like a bunch of morons. Particularly the part where men think you want to sleep with them because you have regular contact with them. I have worked in an environment with all men for 10 years now and the thought of all of these guys thinking I want to sleep with them really creeps me out!
    Are you sure this is all men? Or just the ones with huge egos.

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  25. Alannah Ireland

    Dear Avery,
    I enjoyed reading your column on “What guys think about you”. I found it very informative as well as refreshing to know guys have more on their minds, when thinking about women, than just the obvious answer.
    I look forward to reading more of your thoughts on this subject.
    Sincerely,
    Alannah

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  26. Marta Adriana Villalba

    Dear Eric;when I see your e-mail ,I don`t have any interest in to read this , but I did ,and make me smile,because for a long time I have not read anything about love;but you are so kine in to explain a different point of view ;thank you .Your friend Marta (Adriana).

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