Are Ghosts Having Sex in Your House?

Things That Go Hump in the Night

You come home from work, like you do every day. You sit down on the couch with a TV dinner and the nightly reality shows with your significant other. You take a shower. You drop down into bed, exhausted from the day’s work, and turn out the lights, looking forward to a good night’s rest.

Then, you roll over to your side, and there, in the closet… BAM! GHOSTS HAVING SEX!

Can’t happen, you say? The stuff of legend or hallucination, you say? Think again. Ghost sex is as real as the space between your fingers!

The Huffington Post reports:

A house in Euclid, Ohio, is arousing interest from ghost researchers because the owner claims that she has seen two ghosts having sex with each other.

Dianne Carlisle claims that she has seen afterlife amore going in the living room, which seems to be more of a living-and-dead room.

“It look like, like ghosts having sex,” she told the Fox affiliate in Cleveland. “You can see the lady’s high heeled shoes!”

If true, this represents an extraordinary development in paranormal research, according to Ohio-based investigator David Jones.

“This has never been reported before,” Jones told HuffPost Weird News. “It would be interesting to know more about the house, especially [Carlisle’s deceased sister], who supposedly left a voicemail message from the afterlife. However, I don’t think that has anything to do with [the sex], but I do wonder how long it’s been going on.

Jones says ghosts are examples of residual energy that get imprinted on to a certain location and aren’t always from dead people.

What do you think? What’s going on with all this ghost-sex business? Why would the spirits of the dead choose to hang about the earthly plane just to get it on? Is sex really so awesome that you would forsake the divine hereafter for a few more notches on the bedpost? Only you can decide…

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One thought on “Are Ghosts Having Sex in Your House?

  1. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    I did a para-normal investigation on a very simliar case a few years back…..it was also an impression haunting too.

    Yes, there are different types of hauntings.

    Reply

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