Online Dating Horror Stories

We have all heard the nightmares and horror stories of online dating and meeting people on the internet. While some of these tails are funny they could happen to anyone, so cross your fingers!

Be Warned, and Beware

Gather round the campfire kids, and get ready to hear some frightening, horrifying and dastardly tales. It’s time for online dating horror stories!

Certainly, not all online dating is fraught with such peril. Indeed, I’m sure we can all name many happy unions that got their start thanks to a dating website. But today, we are focusing on the cautionary tales. As you read the stories below (all names were changed to protect the innocent, and the not-so-innocent), let them serve as a blueprint for what situations to avoid as you chart the Internet dating waters. And if you (or ahem, your “friend”) have a horrifying online dating story, please share it in the comments… if you dare. Get more personalized advice and contact a psychic today!

-Kate said: “When I met up with the guy over dinner, he told me his ultimate dream in life was to date a replicant.”

-Ken said: “During dinner, my date took the bread rolls, scooped the innards out of each one, filled them with balsamic vinegar, then put the roll shells back together.”

-Jenny said: “When I met Steve at a cafe, we were discussing his musical endeavors. He then proceeded to sing me the latest song he was working on—very, very loudly.” Having trouble attracting the right people? Psychic Jonathan ext. 9601 can give you the tools you need to attract the partner you have been waiting for. 

-Mike said: “When my date showed up, she was about seven months pregnant, which she never mentioned in her profile.”

-Claire said: “I had a decent enough date with Kevin. But by the end of the next day, I’d received 19 text messages from him, four phone messages, and four emails. Not cool.”

-Julie said: “My date proudly told me he had decided to give up eating healthy and working out at the gym so he could fully embrace his love of junk food, and have more time to devote to eating it.”

-Jack said: “I knew my date was a performer. However, she didn’t mention that she was a puppeteer. She brought a hand puppet on our date and started to talk to me with it. It honestly was kind of freaking me out.”

-Susan said: “Fifteen minutes into our second date, he leaned in, and with a very concerned look on his face asked where I thought this relationship was heading.”

-Jennifer says: “As we sat down for drinks, he looked me right in the eye and said, ‘Let’s just get right to the point. What’s wrong with you?’”

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7 thoughts on “Online Dating Horror Stories

  1. Marta

    A friend has two stories she wanted to share. On a first date with this one guy, they were at the movies and he would whisper comments about what they saw. At one point, she tilted her head toward his to hear better and he stuck his tongue in her ear.
    On a first date with another guy, he brings his little daughter along and proceeds to tell my friend what clothes she would look better in, that she should lose weight and how to better style her hair and do her makeup.
    Needless to say, she has given up online dating.

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  2. Candi

    When I met my date for the first time, He was 30 older than his profile picture. I mean, it must have been his high school senior photograph!!!!…LOL

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  3. mellonie carlton

    My date asked me if I was wearing “Thongs”. I told him that was none of his business, and that it was a very rude question. Much to his dismay, I got up and left. Never heard from him again.

    Mel

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  4. Debbie

    At dinner my date proceeded to eat the whole basket of bread and covered each piece with the roasted garlic they had put on the table.

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  5. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Roe ext.9500

    Jennifer says: “As we sat down for drinks, he looked me right in the eye and said, ‘Let’s just get right to the point. What’s wrong with you?’”

    Dear Jennifer,
    Had he said that to me, he might have wound up wearing his drink……or….I simply would have answered ” You ! ” and got up & left.

    and….

    Ken said: “During dinner, my date took the bread rolls, scooped the innards out of each one, filled them with balsamic vinegar, then put the roll shells back together.”

    That’s just weird. LOL

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  6. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Roe ext.9500

    Jack said: “I knew my date was a performer. However, she didn’t mention that she was a puppeteer. She brought a hand puppet on our date and started to talk to me with it. It honestly was kind of freaking me out.”

    Now THAT was funny !!!!!!!

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