20 Things All Men Should Know

There are approximately twenty things that all men should know about love, sex, dating and marriage.

1. Persistence is Flattering… Then it becomes annoying, and finally, downright creepy. Men don’t like to be considered quitters, but sometimes we’ve got no other option.

2. Women’s Lib Does Not Include Going Dutch. Most women still appreciate a guy to pick up the check. If she insists on paying half, let her, otherwise you’ll risk appearing inflexible, chauvinistic, and disagreeable.

3. Women Love a Man Who Talks About His Family. It means he is close to them and cares about them, and even more importantly, it means he might one day be into having one of his own. But don’t take this as an invitation to be a mama’s boy!

4. Women Love a Man With a Plan… One who is not afraid to hold a baby, and one who can pull off wearing a clean white t-shirt.

5. Don’t Push Her Off of the Porn Train. Some women don’t like pornography, some do, and some feel left out (cheated on) because he hides it from her like some sort of dirty secret. Sometimes sharing is the best policy.

6. If She Cuts the Night Short… She might really need to cut something else. Men and women are both human after all, so if she calls the night short, don’t just assume she doesn’t want you to call again. Sometimes emergencies do come up.

7. Women Don’t Want Us to Solve All Their Problems… Sometimes they just want us to listen, repeat and understand!

8. If She Cheats, You Deserved It (In Her Mind). Cheating is shaky ground for any relationship, but research shows that women who cheat do so as a direct result of feeling unloved, unappreciated and entitled to happiness. Now you know, and now you know how to do something about it.

9. Squeezing Her Breasts is Not Foreplay. Most women prefer a touch and gentle caress.

10. Women Have Hair in Strange Places. If your girl doesn’t have any of the signs of being a disciple of Bigfoot, appreciate the time she has spent to get rid of it.

11. She Knows You’re Lying. Women have the uncanny ability to read people, according to some research, which comes from the motherly necessity to read her baby’s needs by looking at facial expressions and vocal patterns. Women know when we’re lying, so why bother?

12. When She is Feeling Down and Irritable… Give her a big hug, rather than busting her hump for being grumpy. This is an instant invitation to her good side (assuming you didn’t cause the bad feelings in the first place).

13. Thank You Goes a Long Way. Studies suggest that in lopsided relationships, the overworked partner will remain satisfied as long as the other partner remembers to say “Thank you.” This isn’t about telling you how to take advantage of her, but rather about appreciating her for everything she does.

14. Women Still Like… Being asked on a proper date. Don’t get lazy in today’s age of information technology. Sometimes the best way to do things is the old fashioned way!

15. A Woman’s Breasts Swell Up to 25% During Good Sex. This is her body’s way of seducing/attracting/urging the man to finish with a finale… so don’t disappoint her. Interestingly, some research also suggests the smaller the breasts, the more dramatic the size increase will be.

16. Don’t Mention PMS… Unless asking to buy her pads at the store. Don’t use her biology to explain her bad mood. This is just simple common courtesy.

17. Women Prefer Macho to Date and Sensitive to Marry. Men can actually dictate the types of women they attract by how much they express their masculine side vs. their sensitive. Who knew that dodging commitment could be so easy!

18. Women Like Spontaneity. Whisking her away on a weekend trip on short notice is spontaneous. Showing up fifteen minutes late and asking “So, what do you want to do now?” is not!

19. She is Less Excited About Receiving Lingerie Than You Are About Giving It. They say that women love shiny things, but when it comes to glimmering showgirl costumes, not all are as excited to climb aboard your fantasy train.

20. Cleaning and Doing the Dishes… Is one of the sexiest things you can do to get her in the mood. Try it. I swear, I’m not being paid to tell you this stuff!

What are your favorite tips that you think all men should know?

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9 thoughts on “20 Things All Men Should Know

  1. jana410

    Great tips; however my response to #5 is “no, no, no, no, no”. While it’s true that women don’t like their men to hide porn; they would prefer none of it even being around. I mean, come on does anyone really need it that much? Most women are pressured to act like it is okay, when truthfully most of us hate it. Think about it: most porn is geared towards men and the acts performed are usually in no way based in reality (no foreplay, wham bam thank you ma’am, etc…usually the women in the videos are being paid to act like they are in sexual nirvana after 5 minutes – really?). Additionally, porn makes men think average women should be used in this way – as objects for their own pleasure. NOT! A better idea: with your woman, if she’s comfortable with the idea, make your OWN movie and watch it together.

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  2. John WhoDat Mastrodonato

    On # 17’s topic. I also think that men should know that they can have a good balance of “macho and sensitive” and to be that much more marketable. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying to be a guy who fakes emothions or tries to be Tarzan is the way to go about it. I just wanted guys to know that they should explore ALL of thier personality when searching for a love interest. Oh, and by the way, humor is a BIIIIIIG must also. Just limit the butt jokes.

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  3. spacepuppy

    #1 How about on the internet? Is persistence good? When they start to just write you once a week and say, I’ll be beck with you everyday soon? And then you sound so confused? Is that flattering? And they tell you not to worry, and then nothing!

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  4. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Hi Tray,

    I found your response hysterically funny !!!!…. LOL.

    Yes, I never heard of the that swelling of the breast thing myself , and up to 25% ? ….and I read for Doctors….maybe I’ll ask one of the Docs I read for.

    ( maybe for some gals they actually do )….
    mine never did that….or if they did, I didn’t notice at the time. LOL

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

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  6. tray

    it’s about item #15 (A Woman’s Breasts Swell Up to 25% During Good Sex). Sounds like a myth. I’ve been with a lot of women and not once have I ever seen that. Some do flex their muscles to make their boobs stand up more, but I’ve never seen them swell. …. 25%, huh? Rrrrrright.

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  7. Jacqueline

    Hello Eric,
    I like 7 with the fact that woman don’t need men to always fix things, one more point on that note, listen when a woman is trying to have a conversation with you, whether you are interested or not a little eye contact can go far.

    Blessings and Big Hugs!
    Jacqueline x9472

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  8. Gina Rose ext.9500Gina Rose ext.9500

    Hi……

    Nice article. Very good tips….and written with a sense of humor……LOL

    Blessed Be )O(
    Gina Rose ext.9500

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